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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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