Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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