What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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