- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

quantum physics?

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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