- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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