Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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