Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Yock

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Cliterus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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