The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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