What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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