- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Vaginal secretions

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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