Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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