A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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YOLO

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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France had one revolution

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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penis?

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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vitamin c

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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