- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

This sentence is a lie.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

A black man has a job.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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