What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A paralysed man falls over.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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