- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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