- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

whats yellow? lots of things.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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