A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -38

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What ryhmes with turtle rape

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Whats two plus two Four!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops