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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Connor is homo

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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