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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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