How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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