- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Tilt your screen back .

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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