your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Your big dick.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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