- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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