What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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