- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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