What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Jess Burns

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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