- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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