What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Ebola

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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all the kids had fun

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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