Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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