- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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