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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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