So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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