- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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