What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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