Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Jersey Shore.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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