- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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