What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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