- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

one stop shop

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

okay so theres this guy.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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