- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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