- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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