- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whose your daddy? Not me

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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