What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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How come grilled cheese?

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denisssssssssssssss

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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