- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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