Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Weaner

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

gingers

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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