- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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