- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Robin, get in the car, please.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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