- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??