- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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