- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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