- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Sixty... eight

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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