What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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