1+2 = 6

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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