What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

I don't get it

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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