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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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